Whatsapp messenger is a very popular application worldwide. Today we are writing some nice status for whatsapp messenger for our readers. We already publish Funny Whatsapp Status on our blog. We hope you also like these nice status on our website.
Nice Status For Whatsapp 2016
1. I will be back before you pronunce afjkhnfkualnfhukcakecnhkj.
2. Dream as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one.
3. I wish I could see you. Literally, right now, at this very second. I want to be with you.
4. When you really care about someone, their happiness matters more than yours.
5. I think it’s cute when boys texts you after hanging out just to say they had fun with
you, idk little things like that are sweet to me.
6. My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
7. Can’t talk, telepathy only!
8. One wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp…..and his wife added last seen feature 🙂 😉
9. Family over friends, because real friends are family.
10. Family over friends, because real friends are family.
11. Beauty is like sun, looks much better when covered with the clouds of dignity.
12. Life is partly what we make it and partly what it is made by the friends.
13. One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!
14. Hey there….. be there.
15. I cannot wait for the day when somebody tells me I am the best thing that ever happened to them.. & they mean it.
16. God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me.
17. I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
18. Second chances are for losers….either we do it in first place or live it for others.
19. I wish I could loose weight as easy as I lose my pens,keys,smartphone,my temper and even my mind.
20. fun is like life insurance.The older you get..the more it cost’s.
21. True Feelings never fades,even when time changes or circumstances and if they fades,then it means,it was fake
22. No matter how many gorgeous faces you set your eyes upon, if you already set your heart for someone, you will hardly notice anyone.
23. Behind this big smile there is an empty soul which has no expectations. :’)
24. Live every moment, laugh every day, love beyond words.
25. You brought COLORS in my life. Yes YOU!
26. Someone asked me How’s life? I just smiled and replied, She’s fine 🙂
27. He’s not the only guy in the universe, But he’s the only one that matters.
28. Know how I think for you? As one of my very favorite blassings.
29. No one falls in love by choice, it’s by chance.
30. 3 C’s of LIFE: Choice, Chance, Change – You must make a choice to take a chance or your life will never change.
31. Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains .
32. I can see you checking my whatsapp status. B)
33. I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by selling my car.
34. I wish I had google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.
35. I just saved lot of money by lic life insurance ……..By not having any.
36. I took IQ test …..results were negative
37. Should transformers take car insurance or life insurance…..
38. Love marriage is like dancing in front of snake and asking him to bite.
39. Your looks don’t make you pretty, it’s the person inside who makes you pretty.
40. Give a man fish and you’ll feed him for a day.Teach a man to fish and you can then stick him with a huge amount of fishing School loans.
41. At last got to know how to loose weight in 10 days :Just turn your head right right then left and repeat whenever offered any food 🙂 🙂
42. I started out with nothing and i still have most of it:)