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Funny SMS In Hindi For Whatsapp, Facebook 2016

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Funny SMS In Hindi Language

1. Ek Aap Ho Ki Sharmate Bahut Ho,
Ek Aap Ho Kii Itrate Bhi Bahut
Ho, Dil To Karta Hai Ki Aapko
Dinner Pe Ley Jayein, Kambakht
Ek Aap Ho Ki Khaate Bhi Bahut Ho.

2. Charo Aur Padayi Ka Saya Hain,
Saare Paper Mein Zero Aaya
Hai, Hum To Yuhi Chal Dete
Hai Bina Muh Dhoye Exam Dene,
Aur Log Kehte Hain, Sala
Raat Bhar Padh Ke Aaya Hai.

3. Tum Apun Ko Itna Message Karta
Hai, Apun Ko Reply Karne Ko
Majbor Karta Hai, Kya Iss Ke
Peeche Koi Plan Hai Ya Auron Ki
Tarah Tum Bhi Apun Ka Fan Hai!

4. Zara Sambhal Ke Chalna, Zyada
Bhaari Cheezein Mat Uthaana,
Apna Khayal Rakhna, Khana
Thik Se Khana Kyunki 9va Mahina
Aagaya Hai. Happy September.

5. Tumhaari Yaad Dil Se Jaane Nahin
Denge, Tumhaare Jaisa Dost
Khone Bhi Nahin Denge,
Roz Sharafat Se Sms Kiya Karo
Warna, Ek Kaan Ke Neeche
Denge Or Rone Bhi Nahin Denge.

6. Agar Koi Achha Sa Msg Ho To Use Jaldi Se
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Paper Par Likh Kar Almari Me Band Kar
Do. Kahin Galti Se Send Na Ho Jaye.

7. Bapu Bole Koi Sms Na Kare To
Tension Mat Lo, Use Sms Krte Raho
Bole To Full Vinamrata Ke Sath
Ek Din Uska Hriday Parivartan
Hoga, Phir Msg Nhi Call Ayega.

8. Dik Me Gam Ankho Me Nami Hai
Hamare Mobile Me Aapke Sms Ki
Kami Hai Nigah Aapke Sms Ke Intjar
Me Jami Hai Itna Bata Do Khafa
Ho Hamse Ya Balance Ki Kami Hai.

9. Mother To Son: Tipu Sultan
Kaun Hai..?
Son: Pata Nahi..
Mother: Padhai Pe Dhyan Do..
Son To Mother: Chinky Aunty
Kaun Hai..?
Mother: Nahi Pata..
Son: Papa Pe Dhyan Do..!

10. Yaad Aati Hai Teri Jaagte Sote,
Din Katate Hain Teri Khati
Rote Rote, Kaash Tum Mere
Saath Yahan Hote, Kam Se
Kam Mere Kuch Kapde To Dhote.

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11. Rose Is Red, Sky Is Blue A
Friend Like U Suhd Be Kept
In Zoo, Dont Mind… There
U Will Find Me Too, Not In
A Cage, But Laughing At U.

12. Teacher: 1 Achcha Ladka Ladki
Ko Kaise Prapose Krega?
Stu: Wo Use Naav Me Bitha Ke
Samundar K Beech Me Le Ja Ke
Kahega “I Love U” Bol
De Nhi To Meri Naav Se Utr Ja.

13. Maa: Tu Chota Tha To Bilkul
Kejriwal Jaisa Tha..
Beta: Kya Mai Roz Dharna Karta
Tha.?
Maa: Nahi Re,
Roz Ek Thappar Khaata Tha..!

14. Doctor: Jab Aapko Pata Tha Ki
Chipkali Aapke Muh Me Ja Rahi
Hai, To Aap Chhup Kyu Thay..?
Mariz: Pehle Cocroach Gaya
Tha To Mujhe Laga Ki
Chipkali Usko Pakad Legi..!

15. Tujh Bin Zindagi Ka Tasawar Hi
Nahi Hai, Tere Sang Ho Zindagi
Aisa Bhi Koi Scene Nahi Hai,
Iss Duniya Mein, Tum He Sab
Se Haseen Ho Mein Aur Kahon
Jhot Kitna, Ke Tum Ko Yakeen Ho.

16. Kal Raat Machar Ne Kata Mere Chehre
Par, Dil Mien Junoon Tha aankhoon
Mien Khoon Tha, Uthaya Ussay Masal
Dene K Liye Par Khayal Aya, Kambakht
Mien Bhi Akhir Apna Hi Khoon Tha.

17. Baccha: Dudh Peene Se Rang
Gora Hota Hai..?
Doctor: Haa Hota Hai..
Baccha: Jhoot, Fir Bhais
Ka Baccha Kala Kyu Hota Hai..?

18. Sense Of Responsibility:
A Man Goes To Library And
Asks For A Book On Suicide..
Librarian Looks At Him And
Says..
“Bhai Wapas Kaun Dene Aayega”

19. If Electricity Goes In America,
They Call The Power Station..
In Japan They Test The Fuse,
But In India They Check The
Neighbours House..
“Sab Ki Gayi Hai Na, Fir Thik Hai”

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20. Budi Aurat: Yamraj Ji Mujhe
Waqt Se Pehle Kyu Utha Liya..?
Yamraj: Budhia Dimag Mat
Chaat, March Me Closing Thi
Target Pura Karna Tha…!

21. Aur Bhi Bahut Si Cheeze Lut Chuki Hai
Dil Ke Saath Ye Bataya Dosto Ne Ishq
Farmane Ke Baad Is Liye Kamray Ki Ek
Ek Cheez Check Karta Hoon Main Ek Tere
Aane Se Pehle, Ek Tere Jaane Ke Baad.

22. The Men Are Very Kind And Women
Are Very Selfish.. Proof..
Most Women Dont Like Help Unknown
Men, But All Men Are Ready
Anytime To Help Unknown Women!

23. Teri Yad Dil Se Jane Nahi Denge,
Tere Jesa Dost Khone Bhi Nahi
Denge, Sharafat Se Roz Sms Kia
Karo Warna, Ek Kaan Ke Niche
Denge Or Rone Bhi Nahie Denge.

24. Grandfather To Grandson:
Go Hide, Ur Teacher Is Coming
As U Bunked School Today..
Grandson: U Go Hide,
I Told Her U Passed Away..!

25. Ek Bar Jaan Mangkar To Dekho Ek
Bar Yad Karke To Dekho Ek Bar
Pukar Kar To Dekho Agar Hum Na
Aye To Samaj Lena, Hum So Gaye
Hain Aur Phone Silent Pe Hai.

26. Sister To Brother: What Are U Going
To Gift Grandma On Her Birthday.?
Brother: Football..
Sister: But Grandma Does Not Play..
Brother: On My Birthday She Gave
Me Bhagvad Gita.. Uska Kya..?

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27. Assistant: Sir, Aap Office Me Shaadi
Shuda Aadmiyon Ko Hi Kyu Rakhte
Ho.?
Boss: Kyuki Unhe Beizzati Sehne Ki
Aadat Hai,
Aur Ghar Jane Ki Jaldi Bhi Nahi Hoti!

28. Ek Aadmi Ki Biwi Mar Gayi,
Dost Usko Chup Karane Ke Baad..
Tujhe Kuch Chahiye..?
Aadmi: Laptop La De..
Dost: Kyu Sab Thik Hai Na..?
Aadmi: Facebook Pe
Status To Single Kar Du…!

29. Man: Sir, My Wife Is Missing..
Postman: Ye Post Office Hai,
Police Station Nahi..
Man: Oh Sorry,
Sala Khusi Ke Mare Kaha Jaau
Samajh Me Nahi Aa Raha…!

30. Washing Powder Nirma:
Now The Entire Team Of Nirma
Is In The Parliament..
Hema, Rekha, Jaya Aur
Sushma, Sab Ki Pasand Nirma!

31. If Wife Kisses Everytime U Come
Back Home, Remember Its Not
Affection.. Its Inspection Of
Daaru, Perfume Or Lipstick,
Be Careful.. Janhit Me Jaari.

32. Husband: Mujhe Ajeeb Si Bimari
Ho Gayi Hai,
Jab Meri Biwi Bolti Hai To Mujhe
Kuch Sunaai Nahi Deta..
Hakim: Mashaallah Ye Bimari Nahi,
Tum Par Allah Ki Rehmat Hui Hai!

33. Lady: Mujhe Aisi Sabji Do Jiske
2 Fayde Ho
Admi: Ye Lo Kakadi
Pasand Aaye To Kha Lena Varna
Gol Piece Katke Aankh Pe Lga
Lena Vaise Aap Ki Soch Ko Salam.

34. Unmarried Boy: Mujhe Shadi Nahi
Karna, Mujhe Sab Auraton
Se Darr Lagta Hai..
Father: Kar Le Beta, Fir
Ek Hi Aurat Se Darr
Lagega, Baaki Sab Acchi Lagegi!

35. Ek Santa Ko Koi Mobile Pe Tang
Kar Raha Tha, Santa Ne New
Sim Khareed Kar Usko Sms Kiya..
Maine Wo Number Band Kar Diya
Hai, Ab Tera Baap Bhi
Mujhe Tang Nahi Kar Sakta..!

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